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Greetings Daisy, Let's Get a Few Things Straight.

Dear Daisy, Tomorrow will be your two-week birthday, and you’re just about all we talk about anymore. You’re cute and popular, and the people in your orbit want to make you happy; all good traits in a newborn, so you’re off to a great start. I, however, have certain expectations, so let’s get a few things straight. First off, you need to always be nice to the dogs. They’re here to protect you in times of peril and comfort you on your worst days, so give them the respect they’re due. The same holds true for every member of this family. We’re here to keep you safe, teach you a few things, offer a kidney if, heaven forbid, you happen to need a spare, and walk you through things like monsters un